Stolen 2019-01-07T00:00:00-0600 from Seattle, WA 98144, US
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It's https://www.woot.com/offers/diamondback-response-xe-26-mountain-bike-7 but with deity handlebars on it and a non-stock seat.
It was in the parking garage of my apartment for the last several months. On a whim I thought to check on it and it's gone, so I don't know exactly when it was stolen.