stolen 2007 Giant

Some poor unsuspecting soul took my Black and grey Giant Mountain bike while I was playing pinball at Ground Control on Thursday night. It has a yellow Jackpot Records sticker and a white Meat Cheese Bread sticker on it. Also, it is CURSED!!! My friend borrowed it and his girlfriend developed a speech impediment, another rode it and got MERSA. Even my wife rode it and she could not find a parking spot for a week. I could go on, but whoever took it needs no convincing. Their life has already taken a turn for the worse. Do yourself a favor and ditch it in a well lit public area asap. If spotted, approach cautiously, and email me at your earliest convenience.