Six Things That Are Absolutely Not Bikes

thinkgeek.com

Not a bike.


animalfair.com

Nope.


etsy.com

Confusing, but not a bike.


seattlebridemag.com

Nutritious, delicious, and absolutely not a bike.


wikipedia.org

The Solar System is cool as hell, but it is not a bike.


wikipedia.org

Being one of my Mom’s favorite actors does not make him a bike.