Six Things That Are Absolutely Not Bikes

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Not a bike.

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Confusing, but not a bike.

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Nutritious, delicious, and absolutely not a bike.

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The Solar System is cool as hell, but it is not a bike.

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Being one of my Mom’s favorite actors does not make him a bike.