Four Bikes That Look Like Their Owners

Large owners1

eofdreams.com

With its killer blue and khaki combo, this stallion can only belong to…


Large owners1b

businessinsider.com

…a Best Buy employee named Craig. Or Greg. Or Curg? (third from right) Reliable and all-American, this speedster is painted a shade of blue that casually says, “This was a choice—but just barely!” And, much like its rider, this bike is equally at home outside a suburban mall, or in its parent’s basement.


Large owners2

images.forwallpaper.com

This flower-power mobile is the dream of…


Large owners2b

pinterest.com

…your ambiguously liberal Uncle Marve. Maybe he voted for Obama, maybe he didn’t vote because he’s off the grid, or maybe he voted for Romney and will take that with him to the grave—we’ll never know! And now that he’s turned his bike into a roving, tiny garden, it doesn’t matter!


Large owners3

clipartpanda.com

Sleek and streamlined, this classic black fixed gear is exactly what its owner was looking for.


Large owners3b

galleryhip.com

Nameless, faceless, and omnipresent, we’re always happy to see her.


Large owners4

juegos.dibujos.net

This one needs just a splash of color…


Large owners4b

galleryhip.com

…and we know just the guy.